Mother of Dragons…

I love them. I hate them. I love them… ghyaaaaagh!!!… I’m home from the hospital and my neighbors across the yard are barbecuing this:

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It’s summer in the city and total Rear Window olfactory torture… I have not had solid food since April 10th… How many days is that? I did, however, wake up on the table after 11 hours and write this:


I can feel my face! And despite being mute and meatless, I’m not wasting away in total squalor–as several of you have suggested… The ladies made me decorate. We went with girly library meets Wes Anderson:


with some serene mixed in…


Also, I decided it’s time for a role model changing of the guard. Over the years, I’ve had everyone from Nora Ephron… to La Femme Nikita… to Nora Charles (The Thin Man), but after a truly horrific NYC hospital stay, followed by a nightmare call from the head of school that one daughter just set the new science lab ablaze trying to convert her iPhone to a dark matter detector… I think I may need to step up the level of bad ass required to get through the days ahead.

Marvin, my queen from Queens, insists there is nothing more dangerous (and therefore more bad ass) than a single mother… He cites examples to an imaginary jury in my living room…  Sarah Connor, Erin Brockovich… Medea (wrong) but I say there is… A single mother of dragons:

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This is what I need right now.

Oof… my mouth hurts… At least, there’s that… Hooray for that 🙂

xoxo – gg


  1. Austin · May 19, 2015

    Based on the title, I thought you were going to tell us that your neighbors were barbecuing a dragon. Bit of a letdown… 😉


    • alisajones2014 · May 19, 2015

      Good one 🙂

      But if were dragon, I’d have to go and slay the offending dragon-cue-ers, which would totally disqualify me as gg… De Blasio would revoke my outfit… and Walter… my oral surgeon… would be so completely irritated, I’d never hear the end of it. Beef… Dragon… Beef… either way it’s a bust 🙂

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      • Austin · May 19, 2015

        Your post made me miss my hometown of NYC… 🙂


  2. Jac · May 21, 2015

    When will you be up for a massage? Where is your closest Massage Envy? I’ll transfer a massage there to you. Probably wait on the facial


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