Mon Dieu!! I’m back and just had to heat my house with a blow dryer. I pretty much agree with Paddy Hirsch and the below…

3 days ago… I was wearing these…

and this… though very, very blurry… (I couldn’t figure out where to look)

But still… I’m 100% not an LA person…I’m a writer and meant to be a misfit in the background who is mostly hanging out at home.

Meanwhile, Marvin says that, “I look like an insect,” and am “the reason old ladies have butt fat injected into their faces… ” Charming. I’m so going back to muffins.

But, for the moment, I’m wearing a puffy vest in my apartment and chanting… “I love it here, I love it here, I love it here…”

Los Angeles may be sunny every day, but it’s a postmodern wasteland full of leased BMWs and human desperation. Derrida would agree with me.

Quick, where’s my black turtleneck?

Stay warm. xoxo- gg