Ok, this is a question fraught with peril: What do you do when the wisest person you know is you?
Now, I want to qualify this with several exclusions:
-You can’t be related to me.
-You have to have a deep-to-moderate level knowledge of Manhattan real estate. (I know everyone says that Manhattan real estate is like check-in at an Italian airport, so I need someone who can navigate that kind of scenario)
-You need to be someone to whom I might willingly admit my deepest failings (again, who is not related to me)
-You need to be someone who is highly skilled in the dark arts of dissembling, should that be a requirement–as I will need a tutorial.
-You must be intuitive and able to make the right decisions in the moment, on the the fly, with really solid plan “B”s.
-You cannot be my beloved dry cleaner who, while being the wisest person I know within a 5 mile radius, was arrested (along with his Pops) on a felony charge for protecting his mother. (He was in his 20’s so it kind of doesn’t count here)
Job starts immediately. This not a hired gun position. Barking spider voice of Yoda not required, but a plus. All applicants, please apply with subject heading: Yoda Gig.
I’m serial (as our beloved nanny Teodora would say… when she actually means “serious”)
ps – I said I was gonna love NYC anyway, right?